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Friday, June 26, 2009
How to Make a Woman Happy
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2 a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Bring food
Very official love letter !
To,
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)
=
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)
=
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Still @ bed
6 A.M Morning...
Bangalore
im still in my own dreamland, feeling the chillness of air and the damp darkness making me to continue with my sleep, but i can hear annoying engine noise of the crawling early morning shuttles of IT professionals annoying my ear drums, but it sounded as if my mom waking me up from my deep sleep.
"Arun wake up its too late your brother & sister already got ready"
"I slept only @ 3 clock, just 10 more minutes" Jobless creatures, finds zeal going back to school
"You kept saying 10 min from 5 a.m , Its already 7.30"
"oops 7.30, its too late, how will i find time to copy all my homework from my friends, im finished today "
"Mom please wats the correct time ? lazy to open my sight to see the clock next to my right"
"Brother its 7 clock get up from bed "
"Ok Ok , Wats the breakfast today ?"
"Maggi..."
Atlas ..Delicious Maggi tempted me to leave from my bed.....
just a lightening flash of my old dramatic school days with my affectionate brother and kiddo sister passed across my mind .
I felt so proud of myself as a distinctive late comer throughout my life. Being a last student to enter the school, but still i find the roads not found to the class. Its quite pathetic seeing the late comers standing near the corridor, missing the first hour but im helpless. I can hear my moms words still flashing
"i don't know how you will be going to work ".
i always make a sound reply "will be punctual while im working", still im puzzled and ask myself
"will i be able to do it ? "
But still curious did i changed or being the same person after i start to work, the answer is i did to change, a total 360 transformation, i started waking up before the dawn,
never remain too long.
As being Free bird who never dares to listen to anyone, being master of myself , doings things wat i wish and never damn even care about the consequences.
Quite relaxed i couldn't hear an annoying noise anymore hope the vehicles would have
well passed away somewhere far away from me but thanks to realize the worth of silence and savored each passing second...
While the sun rays making a good sight, i started to make a flight to a short snap yet again rite....
Bangalore
im still in my own dreamland, feeling the chillness of air and the damp darkness making me to continue with my sleep, but i can hear annoying engine noise of the crawling early morning shuttles of IT professionals annoying my ear drums, but it sounded as if my mom waking me up from my deep sleep.
"Arun wake up its too late your brother & sister already got ready"
"I slept only @ 3 clock, just 10 more minutes" Jobless creatures, finds zeal going back to school
"You kept saying 10 min from 5 a.m , Its already 7.30"
"oops 7.30, its too late, how will i find time to copy all my homework from my friends, im finished today "
"Mom please wats the correct time ? lazy to open my sight to see the clock next to my right"
"Brother its 7 clock get up from bed "
"Ok Ok , Wats the breakfast today ?"
"Maggi..."
Atlas ..Delicious Maggi tempted me to leave from my bed.....
just a lightening flash of my old dramatic school days with my affectionate brother and kiddo sister passed across my mind .
I felt so proud of myself as a distinctive late comer throughout my life. Being a last student to enter the school, but still i find the roads not found to the class. Its quite pathetic seeing the late comers standing near the corridor, missing the first hour but im helpless. I can hear my moms words still flashing
"i don't know how you will be going to work ".
i always make a sound reply "will be punctual while im working", still im puzzled and ask myself
"will i be able to do it ? "
But still curious did i changed or being the same person after i start to work, the answer is i did to change, a total 360 transformation, i started waking up before the dawn,
never remain too long.
As being Free bird who never dares to listen to anyone, being master of myself , doings things wat i wish and never damn even care about the consequences.
Quite relaxed i couldn't hear an annoying noise anymore hope the vehicles would have
well passed away somewhere far away from me but thanks to realize the worth of silence and savored each passing second...
While the sun rays making a good sight, i started to make a flight to a short snap yet again rite....
Five balls 0f life
Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air.
You name them - Work - Family - Health - Friends - Spirit, and you're keeping all of these in the air.
You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls -- family, health, friends and spirit are made of glass. If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for balance in your life. How?
1. Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.
2. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you.
3. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.
4. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live ALL the days of your life.
5. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.
6. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us together.
7. Don't be afraid to encounter risks It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.
8. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.
9. Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been, but also where you are going.
10. Don't forget that a person's greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated.
11. Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
12. Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.
You name them - Work - Family - Health - Friends - Spirit, and you're keeping all of these in the air.
You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls -- family, health, friends and spirit are made of glass. If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for balance in your life. How?
1. Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.
2. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you.
3. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless.
4. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live ALL the days of your life.
5. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.
6. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us together.
7. Don't be afraid to encounter risks It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.
8. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.
9. Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been, but also where you are going.
10. Don't forget that a person's greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated.
11. Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
12. Don't use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
24 Life lessons that i learnt till 24
Here is a list of life lessons I have learned thus far at the age of 24. I pass this list on to you with the simple hope that it makes you think. Sometimes thinking about your life and sorting out what you have learned is just as important as tackling a new venture.
1. Being an adult can be fun when you are acting like a child.
2. Love has nothing to do with looks, but everything to do with time, trust, and interest.
3. Laughing, crying, joy and anger… All are a vital. All make us human.
4. The greatest truths in life are uncovered with simple, steady awareness.
5. Greed will bury even the lucky eventually.
6. Bad things do happen to good people.
7. Paving your own road is intelligent only if nobody has gone exactly where you are going.
8. Uncertainty is caused by a lack of knowledge. Hesitation is the product of fear.
9. Time heals all wounds… regardless of how you feel right now.
10. Most of the time what you are looking for is right in front of you.
11. Your health is your life.
12. Chance is a gift, so act on chance when given the opportunity.
13. Kindness and hard work will take you further than intelligence.
14. People deserve a second chance, but not a third.
15. Take lots of pictures. Someday you’ll be really glad you did.
16. Money makes life easier only when the money is yours free and clear.
17. Carelessness is the root of failure
18. Your actions now create memories you will reminisce and talk about in your elder years.
19. Stepping outside of your comfort zone will put things into perspective from an angle you can’t grasp now.
20. Motivation comes in short bursts. Act while it’s hot.
21. Purposely ignoring the obvious is like walking backwards toward the enemy.
22. Taking ownership of failure builds the foundation for success.
23. First impressions are completely worthless 50% of the time.
24. If you never act, you will never know for sure.
1. Being an adult can be fun when you are acting like a child.
2. Love has nothing to do with looks, but everything to do with time, trust, and interest.
3. Laughing, crying, joy and anger… All are a vital. All make us human.
4. The greatest truths in life are uncovered with simple, steady awareness.
5. Greed will bury even the lucky eventually.
6. Bad things do happen to good people.
7. Paving your own road is intelligent only if nobody has gone exactly where you are going.
8. Uncertainty is caused by a lack of knowledge. Hesitation is the product of fear.
9. Time heals all wounds… regardless of how you feel right now.
10. Most of the time what you are looking for is right in front of you.
11. Your health is your life.
12. Chance is a gift, so act on chance when given the opportunity.
13. Kindness and hard work will take you further than intelligence.
14. People deserve a second chance, but not a third.
15. Take lots of pictures. Someday you’ll be really glad you did.
16. Money makes life easier only when the money is yours free and clear.
17. Carelessness is the root of failure
18. Your actions now create memories you will reminisce and talk about in your elder years.
19. Stepping outside of your comfort zone will put things into perspective from an angle you can’t grasp now.
20. Motivation comes in short bursts. Act while it’s hot.
21. Purposely ignoring the obvious is like walking backwards toward the enemy.
22. Taking ownership of failure builds the foundation for success.
23. First impressions are completely worthless 50% of the time.
24. If you never act, you will never know for sure.
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