Akshaya Patra

You've always had a voice but never let it speak for anyone. Today, you can change that by standing for the children of Akshaya Patra.

Realizing that a nutritious school meal is an effective means of getting underprivileged children come to school and complete their education, we formed a not-for-profit organization in June 2008 to take up this cause. Our purpose - to provide "unlimited food for education", thus freeing children from the vicious cycle of poverty and ensuring them an education.

Ever felt frustrated and sad on seeing a child being deprived of basic necessities of life that we take for granted?

Here is an opportunity to make a difference!

Help to end the vicious and self-perpetuating cycle of hunger and poverty in the lives of underprivileged children. Supporting cause by way of a donation is the fastest and easiest way to impact the lives of these underprivileged children.

Please choose the way you want to donation:

* Donate Online

http://www.akshayapatra.org/

MEN IN LOVE

Message from true lover..

"I am mad for her but i dont know why i am not made for her"



U Know y people say that you don't feel sleepy when ur in love ?

coz,

4 rd the ist time your finding reality more beautiful than imagination...



Silling thing about affection, when u get little u want more,
when u get more u desire even more,
but when u lose,

u realize little wouldnt been enough...



Everyone is good to us untill we except nothing from them...
And we r too good to them untill we fullfill their exceptations...


By a true lover....

Its hurts when u talk to some one else and not to me.
And it hurts ore when some one else make you smile when i cant ....


Unmaya solla kankal...

Poi solla pengal...

Athai nampa Aangal...

Unmaya sona Kangal siraiaraiyil...

Poi sona Pengal Maanavarail...

Athai nambiya Aangal "kallarail

Party's symbol

Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'?
A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford.

Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?
A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family!

Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?
A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.

Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?
A: It's a self portrait.

Q: Why is Jayalalitha's symbol 'Two leaves'?
A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.

Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.

Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'?
A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar.

Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'?
A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power.

Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?
A: Because his time never seems to comes.

Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'?
A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you!

Love vs Arranged Marriage..

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.

Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.

Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.

Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.

Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.

Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.

Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!

The Indian way of doing Business

The Indian way of doing Business
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.

They go with a White House office to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official.

Married life revelations

Married life revelations
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01. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

02. Life's Irony: It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

03. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

04. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

05. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

06. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.

07. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...

08. Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - A Life sentence!

09. Marriage is when a man and woman become one, the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

10. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

11. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

12. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.