Message from true lover..
"I am mad for her but i dont know why i am not made for her"
U Know y people say that you don't feel sleepy when ur in love ?
coz,
4 rd the ist time your finding reality more beautiful than imagination...
Silling thing about affection, when u get little u want more,
when u get more u desire even more,
but when u lose,
u realize little wouldnt been enough...
Everyone is good to us untill we except nothing from them...
And we r too good to them untill we fullfill their exceptations...
By a true lover....
Its hurts when u talk to some one else and not to me.
And it hurts ore when some one else make you smile when i cant ....
Unmaya solla kankal...
Poi solla pengal...
Athai nampa Aangal...
Unmaya sona Kangal siraiaraiyil...
Poi sona Pengal Maanavarail...
Athai nambiya Aangal "kallarail
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Party's symbol
Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'?
A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford.
Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?
A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family!
Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?
A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.
Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?
A: It's a self portrait.
Q: Why is Jayalalitha's symbol 'Two leaves'?
A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.
Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.
Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'?
A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar.
Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'?
A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power.
Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?
A: Because his time never seems to comes.
Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'?
A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you!
A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford.
Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?
A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family!
Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?
A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.
Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?
A: It's a self portrait.
Q: Why is Jayalalitha's symbol 'Two leaves'?
A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.
Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.
Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'?
A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar.
Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'?
A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power.
Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?
A: Because his time never seems to comes.
Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'?
A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you!
Love vs Arranged Marriage..
Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.
Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.
Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.
Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.
Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!
Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.
Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.
Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.
Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.
Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.
Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.
Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.
Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!
The Indian way of doing Business
The Indian way of doing Business
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.
They go with a White House office to examine the fence.
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.
They go with a White House office to examine the fence.
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
Married life revelations
Married life revelations
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01. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
02. Life's Irony: It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
03. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
04. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
05. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
06. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.
07. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...
08. Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - A Life sentence!
09. Marriage is when a man and woman become one, the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
10. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
11. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
12. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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01. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
02. Life's Irony: It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
03. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
04. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
05. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
06. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.
07. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...
08. Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - A Life sentence!
09. Marriage is when a man and woman become one, the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
10. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
11. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
12. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
OPERATING SYSTEM,
If there are any friends who thinks that Windows and Linux are the only Operating systems available. Here is a list of free operating systems available on internet with the links. Don’t be surprised to see the huge list of Operating sytem @ wikipedia.
If you are new to the term Operating System, then have a look at How stuff works.
debian1 This is the most stable and most popular free OS available. it comes with over 25113 packages. Packages can be installed and upgraded using apt-get utility.Current version at this point of time is debian 5.0. Download link http://www.debian.org/distrib/
ubuntu operating system It is the hottest on Internet,This is a community developed, Linux based OS. You can read more about Ubuntu here. Latest version to be released is 9.04.
Download link http://www.ubuntu.com/download
damn small linux This is a 50 MB sized operating system.This can be run from a business card CD , or a flash drive. Boot from a USB pen drive/ business card CD
Run light enough to power a 486DX with 16MB of Ram, DSL has a nearly complete desktop, and a tiny core of command line tools
Download it from http://www.damnsmalllinux.org/download.html
fedoraFedora is one of the most common Linux-based operating system that showcases the latest in free and open source software. Fedora is always free for anyone to use, modify, and distribute.
Download link : http://fedoraproject.org/en/get-fedora
slax os , mini operating system Slax is one of the small and fast Operating system. It provide a great collection of pre-install softwares for all daily use.Follow a few steps to build your own customized operating system by using web-based interface.Supported applications includes VIM editor , Google earth, Open office and many many more ….
Download this from http://www.slax.org/get_slax.php
openbsd The OpenBSD project produces a FREE, multi-platform 4.4BSD-based UNIX-like operating system.OpenBSD is developed entirely by volunteers
knoppix Knoppix is called as an Operating system on a CD.
KNOPPIX is a bootable Live system on CD or DVD, consisting of a representative collection of GNU/Linux software, automatic hardware detection, and support for many graphics cards, sound cards, SCSI and USB devices.
Download link http://www.knopper.net/knoppix-mirrors/index-en.html
gentoo os Yet another free Os for secure servers, development workstations, desktops and gaming.
Download link http://www.gentoo.org/main/en/mirrors.xml
skyos SkyOS development is currently halted,The speed at which new hardware and technology gets developed has increased dramatically in the last few years. Trying to catch up with development of frameworks, drivers, applications, test, etc. got way more complicated than years ago
minix3 MINIX 3 is a new open-source operating system designed to be highly reliable, flexible, and secure. 50 MB is needed as a minimum,requires 16 MB of RAM
linuxmint It is a Debian-based distribution and as such it is very solid and it comes Originally launched as a variant of Ubuntu with integrated media codecs, it has now developed into one of the most user-friendly distributions on the market - complete with a custom desktop and menus with one of the greatest package managers.
reactos Reactos is not a clone of windows, but it is a free OS that is compatible with Microsoft Windows applications and drivers.They work closely with Wine project.They are working for a 100 % Windows compatable OS.
Download link http://www.reactos.org/en/download.html
puppy linux operating system Puppy linux is not based on any other linux distribuion.It is build from scratch. It is just 85 MB. It is created in June 2003.
# Extremely friendly for Linux newbies.
# Boot up and run extraordinarily fast.
# Have all the applications needed for daily use.
# Will just work, no hassles.
Download link http://www.puppylinux.com/download/index.html
netbsd — NetBSD is a free, secure, and highly portable Unix-like Open Source operating system available for many platforms, from large-scale server systems to powerful desktop systems to handheld and embedded devices.
Its clean design and advanced features make it excellent in both production and research environments, and the source code is freely available under a business-friendly license
haiku BeOS was an operating system for personal computers which began development by Be Inc.Haiku will be the realization of those concepts and technologies in the form of an operating system that is open source and free, inspired from BeOS. Download link: http://www.haiku-os.org/download
If you are new to the term Operating System, then have a look at How stuff works.
debian1 This is the most stable and most popular free OS available. it comes with over 25113 packages. Packages can be installed and upgraded using apt-get utility.Current version at this point of time is debian 5.0. Download link http://www.debian.org/distrib/
ubuntu operating system It is the hottest on Internet,This is a community developed, Linux based OS. You can read more about Ubuntu here. Latest version to be released is 9.04.
Download link http://www.ubuntu.com/download
damn small linux This is a 50 MB sized operating system.This can be run from a business card CD , or a flash drive. Boot from a USB pen drive/ business card CD
Run light enough to power a 486DX with 16MB of Ram, DSL has a nearly complete desktop, and a tiny core of command line tools
Download it from http://www.damnsmalllinux.org/download.html
fedoraFedora is one of the most common Linux-based operating system that showcases the latest in free and open source software. Fedora is always free for anyone to use, modify, and distribute.
Download link : http://fedoraproject.org/en/get-fedora
slax os , mini operating system Slax is one of the small and fast Operating system. It provide a great collection of pre-install softwares for all daily use.Follow a few steps to build your own customized operating system by using web-based interface.Supported applications includes VIM editor , Google earth, Open office and many many more ….
Download this from http://www.slax.org/get_slax.php
openbsd The OpenBSD project produces a FREE, multi-platform 4.4BSD-based UNIX-like operating system.OpenBSD is developed entirely by volunteers
knoppix Knoppix is called as an Operating system on a CD.
KNOPPIX is a bootable Live system on CD or DVD, consisting of a representative collection of GNU/Linux software, automatic hardware detection, and support for many graphics cards, sound cards, SCSI and USB devices.
Download link http://www.knopper.net/knoppix-mirrors/index-en.html
gentoo os Yet another free Os for secure servers, development workstations, desktops and gaming.
Download link http://www.gentoo.org/main/en/mirrors.xml
skyos SkyOS development is currently halted,The speed at which new hardware and technology gets developed has increased dramatically in the last few years. Trying to catch up with development of frameworks, drivers, applications, test, etc. got way more complicated than years ago
minix3 MINIX 3 is a new open-source operating system designed to be highly reliable, flexible, and secure. 50 MB is needed as a minimum,requires 16 MB of RAM
linuxmint It is a Debian-based distribution and as such it is very solid and it comes Originally launched as a variant of Ubuntu with integrated media codecs, it has now developed into one of the most user-friendly distributions on the market - complete with a custom desktop and menus with one of the greatest package managers.
reactos Reactos is not a clone of windows, but it is a free OS that is compatible with Microsoft Windows applications and drivers.They work closely with Wine project.They are working for a 100 % Windows compatable OS.
Download link http://www.reactos.org/en/download.html
puppy linux operating system Puppy linux is not based on any other linux distribuion.It is build from scratch. It is just 85 MB. It is created in June 2003.
# Extremely friendly for Linux newbies.
# Boot up and run extraordinarily fast.
# Have all the applications needed for daily use.
# Will just work, no hassles.
Download link http://www.puppylinux.com/download/index.html
netbsd — NetBSD is a free, secure, and highly portable Unix-like Open Source operating system available for many platforms, from large-scale server systems to powerful desktop systems to handheld and embedded devices.
Its clean design and advanced features make it excellent in both production and research environments, and the source code is freely available under a business-friendly license
haiku BeOS was an operating system for personal computers which began development by Be Inc.Haiku will be the realization of those concepts and technologies in the form of an operating system that is open source and free, inspired from BeOS. Download link: http://www.haiku-os.org/download
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Love Marriage
Women marry men hoping he will change,
Men marry women hoping she wont change,
so each is inevitably disappointed....
Succesful marriage depends upon on two things:
Finding the right person
Being the right person...
Men marry women hoping she wont change,
so each is inevitably disappointed....
Succesful marriage depends upon on two things:
Finding the right person
Being the right person...
WAT IS MARRIAGE ?
DISCLAIMER : ITS MY VIEW ABT MARRIAGE, ITS JUST FOR FUN.. NO OFFENCE.. FEEL GOOD HAVE A GOOD TIME READING IT....
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single women, it only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single women, it only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.
25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
MAKE A WISH
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you, Stop here and continue feeling good.....
Male readers: Please scroll down
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!! that is why you read it even after our advise to stop!
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you, Stop here and continue feeling good.....
Male readers: Please scroll down
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!! that is why you read it even after our advise to stop!
Who will be ur Husband ? - Try out to know
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
Select a answer and before you peep below !
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
It's not over yet, To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives that love him a lot .
The 2nd floor has wives that love him a lot and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
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She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
It's not over yet, To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives that love him a lot .
The 2nd floor has wives that love him a lot and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
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